March 3, 2011

5000 FOLLOWERS.

See that "t" shape in this picture? It's NOT a "t". It's a cactus. In no way can it be mistaken for the Twitter "t". Got that?
Okie dokie let's get this contest started. I'm celebrating coming up to 5000 followers on Twitter. Woohoo. So here's another caption contest like the 3000 FOLLOWERS one. That was great for building community and stuff....

I won't fall to my knees begging you to "follow" this blog, to "like" my Facebook page, repost it on your own Facebook page, retweet the bugger using the button at the bottom of this post, or urge everyone in this universe and all parallel universes to follow me on Twitter...no, I won't beg, because that would be slutty. and even though I've been known to make out with the whole band, I'm no slut. But I will get you drunk* if you share this link right now. Yeehaw! 

* If we ever meet in real life, and while quantities last.

There's three t-shirts up for grabs:
One t-shirt goes to the 5000th real Twitter follower. Bots can get stuffed.
TO WIN one of the other two t-shirts simply comment on this post as follows:
  1. Fill in the speech bubble. Try to keep it clean and just make sure all the words will fit.
  2. Leave me your Twitter @ or blog or email so I know who you are.
  3. Give someone you love a hug. Just thought I'd throw that in there.
The winners will be the two funniest ones, and I get to decide that, cuz it's my contest.
Oh yeah, if you win, you can post the pic to your blog or Facebook page (if you have one) and link back to here. That would be cool. Last time we did this, the winners also posted pics of themselves wearing their tees, which was awesome.

Contest ends Monday, March 7th, midnight. I'll announce the winner on Wednesday evening. Open to anybody anywhere, though I can't guarantee shipping to some remote places.

PS. Thanks to the amazing Mom-O-Matic for the gunslinger suggestion!

Oh lookie, here's that tweet button I was just talkin' about....(hint - klunk). And don't forget the hug.

Find out who won.

Share!

52 comments:

  1. On the count of 5000, we draw!
    (Tweetner if you can get it in)
    @JATtetro

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  2. I'll draw loser all ova ya Partner!

    @Jbellz8 =]

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  3. 4999....DRAW!
    @mommylisa
    I would send a hug to @ThePeteBye because he is my awesome brother.

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  4. Make one move and I'll erase every Charlie Sheen tweet from here to timbuktu! No more crazy for you! That's right. . .

    (That's not gonna fit, is it :) )

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  5. I hope you aren't drawing any blanks...make yer move!

    Twitter handle = @MeganWrites1

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  6. "DRAW, VARMINT!"
    @PlanetMom (Twitter)

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  7. I put all the pricks behind me!

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  8. "I commit crime with pencils, not guns. Now, bring me a sasparilla."

    @TLanceB

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  9. Love it! "She's not drawing blanks". Hugged everyone in the house and said JC made me do it for a contest. ;)

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  10. PS - The UPS guy was all "Who the fuck's JC? I'm just trying to deliver your amazon order man." But it's cool.

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  11. "I get itchy when I'm followed by 5000 pricks. Make! My! Day!" - send you a photo on twitter too!

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  12. You've been whored out over at my Page!

    "Draw your weapon!" "Yes" "No, with your pencil." "Exactly."

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  13. "Go ahead, punk, tweet away."
    "Ready...Draw...Tweet!"

    @EllieM72 (as if you didn't know ;) )

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  14. Is that a needle up my haystack or are you just happy to see me? - @suzspetals

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  15. Are you happy to see me or is that just a little prick I feel?

    @collinsbat

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  16. Nothing like 5000 pricks all over my twit.


    @collinsbat

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  17. aw Ellie you should've said

    "Go ahead, punk, tweet my day."

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  18. I drew the sheriff

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  19. My nose was sick o' yer poo. Clean up dem Tweets!

    @rmalove

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  20. " Howdy,itchin to get twitchin but cold pricklies rub me the wrong way! Prefer warm fuzzies "

    Tooth Fairy
    @toothfairycyber
    ladybugcda(at)hotmail(dot)com

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  21. I kinda like "Twitch Bitch", kinda like a dare but also a label, kinda like a brandn' kinda twing.

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  22. "If you need to tweet, tweet...don't talk."
    "If you're gonna to use that tweet, you better start on me."

    @Solete

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  23. "You call that lead in your pencil"?

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  24. "This Bitch is itchin' to Twitch!" "#FF this!"


    @MyBitsandBleeps

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  25. jediarenotextinctMarch 4, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    there's a new sheriff in town

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  26. AAAAAAAAAthese are great! What an imaginative bunch you are. Keep 'em coming.

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  27. "It's NOT the TWITTER T!
    Dont come any closer copyright man!

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  28. Per anonymous request:

    "Go ahead, punk, tweet my day"

    @EllieM72

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  29. I am surrounded by little pricks & you want me to what?

    @Gingermommy

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  30. "DRAW,varmint,or I'll put YOU in the Pokey!"
    @ihave7monsters

    I couldn't resist.

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  31. "Keep it up and I'll erase that smirk right off your face!"

    Bobbie aka @Dog4Deeds

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  32. Take one more step and I'll make your face look like a Picaso.

    @JeremySBN

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  33. "This Twitter ain't big enough for the two of us."

    @RhondaUSA

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  34. Since you said we could enter more than once, my brain went into overdrive. I apologize to anyone having to read this.


    * Tweet 'em and weep!

    * Save an email, ride the Twitter.

    * You tweetin' to me!?

    * Tweet 'em Cowboy!

    * The tweet stops here.

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  35. "I've got a tweet and I'm animating to use it. Got a problem with that?"

    Your devoted follower...@BATDTeacher

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  36. Fastest pencils in the west, now DRAW!

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  37. "Think you can out-tweet me?!"

    @kathym425
    I hit your retweet button and live in Montreal - so about that offer to get me drunk......

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  38. Are you sure this isn't FB? Cuz I think I got poked in the @ss!
    @mentallyinked

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  39. "Go Ahead, Make My Tweet!"

    @ABCfibi

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  40. Watch it or I'll draw on you!

    Lillyburn59
    Lillyburn59@gmail.com

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  41. "Twittle-dee or Twittle-dum? Let's find out partner!"

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  42. whats in ur Twittus!!!!!!!!!
    teehee these are great
    luv them,
    ang

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  43. Draw or risk the death of 5,000 small pricks.

    @collinsbat

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  44. "Not just famous. IN-famous."

    "Do you know what it is to have a plethora?"

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  45. You think these pencils aren't deadly? They're fully loaded with lead dude. Lead.

    ツ my cyber house rules dot com

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  46. So many pricks and yet all are useless! Can't anyone make my day?!

    @MyBitsandBleeps

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  47. "These pencils may be #2, but I am #1!"

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  48. You better stay back. I know how to draw, I'm backed up by 5000 little pricks and I'm not afraid to use them.

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  49. I'm your Huckleberry...


    @hwninpa :)

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  50. I don't draw angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

    @jillsmo

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Cuz You Rocketh.