I suggest staying off the roads.
I'm sad that my shoes can't come.
Really not going to need the underwear.... but you might want to shave.
Don't drink the Kool- Aid.
LOL! I wrote about the rapture and zombie apocalypse today! LOL! ; )Oh, and leave the keys to your Jaguar behind the sun visor. Thanks! Mwah!
Don't fly on a plane, would seriously suck if the pilot got raptured.
I'm feeding my kids dessert first so they'll be sinners and not get raptured. I'd miss them.
Beware of falling planes.
now i have too come back didn't change my undie
No telling when it will happen. Have fun all day! Call it Rapture Day and eat ice cream for breakfast.
1 - Take a pre-rapture nap so that post-rapture I'll be rested for the after party. *2 - Expect rain during after party.3 - Realize that the planned party really has nothing to do with the rapture itself so much as a bunch of mommies need some downtime, without children.4 - Buy some wine to go with the Everclear fruity drinks, in case someone is scared of the Everclear mention...5 - Drink and hang out in the hot tub by the bon fire.* Do some laundry during nap...
Very nice :)I agree with the falling planes too!!
1. Those people aren't really "planking"... they're DEAD!2. Wow! Canada now looks like Detroit! ;-)3. Guys, try this line with every chick you encounter: "But we're the LAST humans on the planet. You have to do it to avoid extinction!"4. If the above pick-up line doesn't work, tell her that you have a stockpile of clean female undies ;-)PROCREATE, PROCREATE, PROCREATE!!!
Cuz You Rocketh.