April 28, 2011


To fully appreciate this post, you prolly should look at this picture.

Lil' Baby Palin's hairspray may have been too much for Donald Trump's combover. His hair is ...untouchable. How does it stay up like that? I mean, what does it look like when it's wet? Does he wear a hair net to bed? The mind boggles!

Here's the REAL Donald Trump, relaxing in a quiet moment ...in between bold statements, no doubt. I know you're thinking, "the poor guinea pig!" But the pig is there of its own free will. Whatever that means.

He almost looks like a kindly grandpa. But don't let the shiny pate fool ya. He's still the same old git who'll fire your ass.

BTW @nicolewelkener and @OnceUponAPuzzle put me up to this on Twitter. They were also saying that Trump is looking a little "tanorexic" in his photos. A little like Snookie. So I gave him a healthy orange glow!

By the way, I adore guinea pigs; we have a multitude of them here in our house. None have been on Donald Trump's head.

Is this guy really going to run for President or what? What do you guys think of that?

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  1. I think, if he gets the GOP nod, Obama will go into every debate laughing. He won't need to respond intelligently. He could crack nothing but "Yo mama" jokes (kind of like Clinton did with Dole) and win.

    However, I doubt he has staying power. After all, if you look at his political donations in the past, he's always been a big Dem supporter.

    For now, he's just all flash. And hair. Grat post!

  2. Well, you got a chuckle out of Dr. J who was sitting on my lap when I clicked over. ;)

  3. Suhweet! This is how I like my Trump. :)

  4. HAHAHAHA YOU ARE A ROCKSTAR!!!! If the Donald actually makes it into the presidential running, I think pigs may just fly HA!

  5. Happily, Trump has already removed his hat from the ring. Sadly, he did not put the hat back on his head to hide the hideous hair.


Cuz You Rocketh.