October 30, 2011

GREEN Hallowe'en.

I always wanted to be green.


Ever since seeing that green alien in Star Trek.


Oops, no, I meant this green alien in Star Trek...


My friend Kathy (AKA @HelloPhotoKitty) is so talented.

I just love the light she gets...


...and I feel really comfortable with her.


Some subjects are a photographer's muse....but I think Kathy is my muse.


What are you dressing up as?

A safe Hallowe'en to you I wish.
Forget not your teeth to brush.
In Yoda-speak to comment you must.

Kathy Slamen Photography, Body painting  Alex Hansen, Hair & make-up Naita Ratycz.

Trick or Treat.

October 27, 2011

Compare your KLOUT Score with your SEXYTIME!

No algorithm needed to predict this particular KLOUT Perk. And prolly the only Klout perk that comes with -K. (<-- see what I did there?)



And no, it doesn't matter which colour is which.

If you were sad to see your Klout Score drop, I hope I've cheered you up.

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My KLOUToris.

WARNING: You have been warned.


My Klout score has been going down on me (<--see what I did there?) since yesterday's Klout Fall. Turns out I'm not all that influential... but the good news is that there is one person in my life I am able to influence and he's giggling over my shoulder as I write this.

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The KLOUT Fall.

The big news today is that Klout changed its algorithm* to be more accurate. Yay for accuracy! I, along with many others, found our Klout scores hurtling towards certain ignominy, without a parachute. Turns out we weren't as influential as we thought we were.


Does this matter? I don't know! I have yet to figure Klout out. Here are 5 things a high Klout score probably cannot do for you:
  1. Rub ointment on your chilblains.
  2. Comfort you when you cry at movies.
  3. Get you a roll of toilet paper when you really, really need it.
  4. Draw a funny picture of you.
  5. Tell you when Mr. Crusty is hanging out of your nose.
  6. Feed you bacon. Wait, that's six. Okay six things then.
But perhaps Klout can actually feed you. So I want to know - have you or anyone you know ever put food on the table, i.e. landed a job or a sponsor, based on what their Klout score is? If so, I'll give you some +K and a big high five.

Drawing stuff about Klout is fun. I like it because Klout taps into a basic human condition: the need to be validated. If you're upset about your plummeting score, it might be useful to remember that Klout is not a social service, it's a business. You are valuable and awesome with -K and a big high five!

*An algorithm is a really amazing and fabulous thing that can predict stuff, like what size underwear your future mother-in-law will wear. Probably. 

October 26, 2011

Arrr...!

I've drawn a gal with giraffe legs, and I've drawn a giraffe in a box. But this here pirate giraffe is for my Twitter pal Ed R. Or Ed Arrrrr...! as I like to call him.


Get below ye scurvy weasel an' fetch me my rum. Arrr.

October 24, 2011

Watching The NOTEBOOK.

The Huz said he was 90% made of water...until we watched The Notebook the other night.


It's a beauty of a film, directed by Nick Cassavetes, a love story with stellar performances by James Garner and Gena Rowlands. A story of true love, triumphant against all odds.


I had seen it once before, a few years ago, so I knew what was coming...


Yeah, so 90% water and what's the remaining 10%...? Please tell me what movies made you cry.

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October 20, 2011

I Draw YOU - @AmazingSusan

The Amazing Susan is truly amazing, and she has the eyewear to prove it.



Can't see the Flashy interactive game above? Hmmmm....prolly cuz you're on a MAC or iPad or something. I'm sorry. You'll have to be satisfied with only one drawing. The non-clicky buttons may taunt you, but just try to ignore them.


Susan Macaulay is many amazing things, not least of which is the fact that she is creator and curator of AmazingWomenRock.com. If you're looking for motivation, celebration or inspiration - you will find it there. Susan's glasses always half full! (<--See what I did there? "Susan's glasses"? Okay, I'll stop now.)


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