Better Than DIAMONDS.

Just before Christmas, I saw a video on YouTube called "Beware of the Doghouse" . This dude gets punished for giving his wife an appliance (instead of diamonds) for their wedding anniversary. Romance FAIL! I showed the vid to my husband and teased him that he better get me some diamonds sometime, or he was gonna be in the "doghouse"! We rolled on the floor laughing...

Last week my husband was holding me close. He looked into my eyes and said how much he loves me, and that I deserved to have roses and diamonds. I said, no, I don't need that stuff. You let me sleep in when I'm tired, you bring me coffee when I'm working, you make sure I eat when I'd prolly just forget. This man is always thinking about me. That's better than diamonds or roses and it's always there, every single day. What could be more romantic than that...?

But he came home with roses a few days later, anyways. And then? We went out and bought a really BIG appliance. HAH!

Today is our 19th wedding anniversary.

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A Naked LADY.

OMG. I can't believe you actually clicked on this. Your minds are in the gutter, people!

What kind of a girl do you think I am? (Uh... don't answer that).

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More StickFOOD.

BREAKING NEWS: The husband has just informed me that it's my turn to cook AGAIN.
And that can mean only one thing.

So who's making dinner at your house tonight?

It was my 13 year old daughter's idea to anthropomorphize the Stick FOOD. 

StickFOOD gear is now available in my Zazzle Shop.

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FARK is it COLD.

A picture tells a thousand words, people.

How cold is it where you are?
Please comment like this: "Hi JC! I'm so cold, ____________________(fill in the blank). "

My new friend @Clutteredbrain made me do this.
Oh....and I think I'm supposed to do this too --> Household 6 Diva. Do I get my tiara now?

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Stick FOOD.

I'm sitting here drawing and my husband comes in and lays some bad news on me: it's my turn to make supper. Ugh. Can you believe I'd rather draw it than cook it? Laziness is a bizarre motivator for art. But I bet I could make your mouth water with my stick food recipes.....

So I asked my tweeps what they were hungry for. You're welcome.

We've got Buffalo burger with cheddar cheese, ketchup and mustard for @Jeff_Venting

A bowl of ramen for @snarkymomma

Sushi (with wasabe and pickled ginger on the side) for @nicolewelkener and @jennheffer

A a very unhealthy fried twinkie dunked in chocolate on a stick...WITH powdered sugar for @EllieM72...

A big ole plate chinese food for @ksceviour! (Notice the different shaped chopsticks? They're not like the pointy Japanese ones).

Eggs and bacon for @RyanneSiobhain even though she ordered LATE....

Matchstick carrots for @80sgirlforever. How appropriate, my dear. Crunchy but warm! That's the way I do 'em. With butter and some lemon zest

I put the rib steak on for @flyddw but I had to go tuck my 10 year old boy in, and when I came back downstairs it was actually on fire. I had to break out my fire extinguisher. It's kind of burnt. I wiped all the foam off though. Sorry!

OK. WHO ATE @HDCautism's COOKIES?!?

The only thing I couldn't make was @Mr_Glisner's chicken Parmesan. We're fresh out of poultry. I hope you'll be satisfied with @TrashCanRoxanne's lovely Avocado Soup.

These recipes are very low fat. And no dishes either. If you enjoyed this meal, please feel free to offer your compliments to the Chef, in the comment box below.

Bon appetit!

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3000 Follower WINNERS.

If you didn't win a t-shirt here, there is a consolation prize. It's called "The Battle of the BABIES" and it's pretty epic if I do say so myself.

Time to announce the winner for the 3000 FOLLOWERS "speech bubble" contest! 
It weren't easy. I struggled....the entries were all great. It tickled my funny bone to see how many of you really pay attention to the stuff that goes on around here. Even if you missed the contest, it's worth reading it just for the entries, heheh.

So right! Two winners coming right up. But first, know this:

Humor is subjective. The only person who had to find these funny was me. The only person who gets to wear this shirt, is the winner. So you might not find these as funny as I do, and that's okay. Got that? Good! Great! Fabby! All decisions are final.

Top winner is Frazzledmomma AKA @ihave7monsters!

And a close second is @EllieM72!

And that's it! I'll get a hold of you both on Twitter and get your sizes.

Special mentions of appreciation go to:
@mentallyinked for "Animated is the new BLACK."
@barbieangell for "i'm not as drunk as you tweet i am."
And @brermatt for "Baby Palin 2012" and a ton of enthusiam.

That was fun. Shall we do it again some time?

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The Battle of the BABIES.

For those who entered the 3000 FOLLOWERS contest but did not win a custom t-shirt, this is your consolation prize.

You all know blogger dude @WhyisDaddyCryin, right? And you know @IamthePeachy1? (She is an expert on duct tape.)

Two of the funniest people on the internet, they'll make you fill your shorts right up. Put them together and all hell breaks loose. This twitter convo went down just as my following shot the roof off of 3000...

I was sweaty and nervous.

JC: Wow.....3 more to go.....I'm getting all sweaty and nervous.....
Eeeeeeeks. I'm at 2999. I might just have to go to the bathroom.

And then the dude tweeted:

WhyIsDaddyCrying: my dear friend @LittleAnimation is 1 follower away from 3,000!!! Follow, you won't regret it...she hates Snuggies and draws real good-like

JC: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Avalanche of followers....HELP ME!!!!!!

JC: Holy crapoly. Your shoutout farking flooded me dude. I was swept away. #tsunami

WhyIsDaddyCrying: hahaha...I have awesome followers, what can I say?!!! Glad it worked and congrats on crossing 3,000!

JC: Thank-you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (way too many exclamation points but I can't help it)

WhyIsDaddyCrying: Anything for you my dear !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enter The Peach...

IamthePeachy1: Dude get your lips off her butt that shirt is MINE MINE MINE!

JC: HAHAHAHAHA! Oh too funny! #hislips #mybutt

IamthePeachy1: I am serious I have already purchased pajama pants to match the shirt I am surely to win. #mylips #yourbutt #hesout

WhyIsDaddyCrying: Guuuuuurl...I'll pull your damn weave out! You best step-off that shirt!!!

IamthePeachy1: Grrr...! Somebody hold my earrings.

All of a sudden, I realize I'm trapped in a car with two sugar deprived toddlers.

JC: CUT IT OUT you too. Yeeesh. You're worse than my two redheads.

IamthePeachy1: Um. I am a redhead. Also.. he started it

JC: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!?

IamthePeachy1: He's touching me... he started it.... I didn't do it.... he hit me!

WhyIsDaddyCrying: She said I'm "stupid" and a "poopy face" and then burped at me!!

IamthePeachy1: Nuh uh. He's a liar, he's a big fatty-fat-fat liar and he farted on my french fries !

JC: Alright. That's it. I'm pulling over. Dammit.



IamthePeachy1: Ok but he started it.

WhyIsDaddyCrying: That's bull crap!!! She said my momma's so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper...and that's just mean!!

JC: I will only say this once:  If you don't stop arguing in the car, I will stop drawing.

FOREVER.

IamthePeachy1: Totally stopping, just don't make me hug him.

WhyIsDaddyCrying: Oh shit!! NNNOOOO!!! I'll be good, I'll be good!!!

IamthePeachy1: Me too me too me too.

JC: WHO'S YOUR MOMMA?

WhyIsDaddyCrying: You are! You are!! But ummm...I kinda was hoping I'd be spanked at some point!...but I'll stop anyway I guess

IamthePeachy1: I'm getting ice cream.

Nobody can say I don't take care of my peeps.

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