October 14, 2010

APRON Emergency.

This is an URGENT announcement.

It was up to me to make dinner tonight. I decided to make tortellinis with mushrooms and parsely. But I needed ingredients so I walked through to the kitchen and saw my husband standing next to the stove wearing NOTHING but an APRON. And socks....with his Birks.

Shocking? Yes.
Horrific? Yes.
Mildly erotic? Um, yeah...so?

I'm like: "Dude!!! Daddyo what the frikk? Why are you wearing that nasty stripey apron my dad gave you a million years ago and not much else?

And your nipples are showing btw." I admit it was kinda hot.

He said: "I'm making chutney and the tamarind sprayed all over my t-shirt. So I had to take it off. You wanna go upstairs...?

I take in the fact that I can see that all his freckles are showing and there`s hungry mouths screaming for grub around us.

"Um no, thanks, but I'm going to the shop to get our dinner. You wanna come with?"

He says "Okay" and grabs his coat. And puts in on top of his apron-and-nothing-else.

I say, "Dude, if you come to the shops wearing that apron-and-nothing-else I'm going to have to tweet about it."

And he said, "No one ever wrote about the guy who didn't piss in the bucket."

Folks, I married him and I do love him. Oh look, he's just brought me a glass of port! How nice.



  1. your hubster is a freakin' rock star. I thought I was the only one to cook in a frock and nothing else...but alas...he rules all.


    Cause he bought you port, woman!!!

    Very awesome!

  2. Brought you PORT?!?!?!?! He's a keeper!!! Who cares what or what he's NOT wearing. The man brought you BOOZE!!! A+ Mr. Animation.

  3. HA ha ha and JA ja ja ... I'm laughing in Spanish too!

  4. He makes chutney? Dang. Mine wouldn't even know where to look for it in the grocery store. I want cookies. Can he bring me some?

  5. @ crookedstamper - You know...?

    @ Why Is Daddy Crying - aprons, nipples and port = irresistible. Plus he's a redhead.

    @ Nina - Hahahaha! A+ I'll tell him!

    @ margarita - Yo tambien =D

    @ leslieconn - Your husband obviously needs a stripey apron haha!

  6. Forget the apron, just the fact that he cooks is hot!

  7. Okay now that I am done laughing.
    a man cooking is always mildly erotic in any form of dress.
    VERY erotic: him cleaning up the mess he made.

  8. Oh my LOLerskates! ;)

    Great story.

  9. yep! that's us guys in a nutshell!

  10. So comfy, so cozy. *sigh* old love.


Cuz You Rocketh.