December 14, 2011

The Grinch's Missing INCH.

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed something wrong with this dude?

I double dog dare you guys to leave the lyrics to the Mr. Grinch song in the comments. I'll start you off:

"You're a mean one, Mister Grinch..."


  1. You really are a heel.
    You're as cuddly as a cactus,
    And as charming as an eel,
    Mr. Grinch!
    You're a bad banana,
    With a greasy black peel!
    You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
    Your heart's an empty hole.
    Your brain is full of spiders.
    You've got garlic in your soul,
    Mr. Grinch!

    Who's next?

  2. Dick Darstardly (and Mutley)December 14, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    Never gonna make you cry, say goodbye and desert you

  3. Yeah! And nobody better Rick Roll this thread or they will feel my animated wrath.

  4. Too late. CURSE YOU DICK DASTARDLY. AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO. *shakes tiny fist*

  5. Well, now we know just *why* he was a mean one. Whoville's nothing more than a tiny speck. The Whos are even tinier. And the Grinch's junk was microscopic even by Who standards. It didn't come up much in the song. I think it was a deleted scene.

    You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
    You are really a sad sack.
    Your junk is tinier than the fleas on Max's back,
    Mr. Grinch.

  6. *gasp!* TechyDad made a naughty rhyme.

    This means we can all make up words to the song.

  7. How about this:

    You're a Green One, Missing Inch
    You really have no deal!
    You're as prickless as a cactus
    that's been shaved as smooth as silk
    Missing Iiiiinch!
    You have no banana
    And no cucumber either!

    (Ok, that last bit didn't rhyme so well. Sorry.)

  8. You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
    Your Peckers in a ditch
    Your Christmas joy sucks so you cut off your cock
    Mr. Grinch...Where's you dick...

    (How's that? ;) )

  9. Perhaps...

    The Grinch

    ...WAS A WOMAN!

  10. Amber crossed the line! Amber crosses the line! LOL!

  11. Anonymous - I....I never thought of that. Except it's not MISSUS Grinch, is it??? Smartypants.

  12. You're a mean one Missus Grinch
    You're a bitchy cranky cuss
    In a world all ruled by men, they never took you serious...

    ...until you stuck it to Santa in one of the most notorious heists in literature.

  13. All I know is that his, ahem, "heart" grew three sizes that day. And then we never hear from him again. Perhaps decommercializing Christmas is grinchy Viagra?

  14. You're a mean one, Missus Grinch.
    You really are a shrew
    Is it ''cause you're feeling bloated
    And you can't fit in your shoes?
    Missus Grinch!

  15. Anonymous - LOL! Well done! Especially like the last line.

  16. TK - GASP!!! So they weren't talking about his heart at all? My childhood is evaporating...

  17. OldDogNewTits - Another vote for the female Grinch, huh? I guess it would explain his eyelashes.

  18. You're a Monster, Missus Grinch.
    You've got pimples on your patch!
    You're very nearly as frightening
    as the Frumious Bandersnatch
    Missus Grinch!

  19. Aaron wanted me to tell you umm The Grinch has no pants
    and hes a mean one mr grinch lol
    ang (mommyamc)

  20. We're playing "Pin the 'tail' on the Grinch"!

  21. Ang - Aaron has great powers of observation lol!


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