December 14, 2011

The Grinch's Missing INCH.

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed something wrong with this dude?


I double dog dare you guys to leave the lyrics to the Mr. Grinch song in the comments. I'll start you off:

"You're a mean one, Mister Grinch..."

22 comments:

  1. You really are a heel.
    You're as cuddly as a cactus,
    And as charming as an eel,
    Mr. Grinch!
    You're a bad banana,
    With a greasy black peel!
    You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
    Your heart's an empty hole.
    Your brain is full of spiders.
    You've got garlic in your soul,
    Mr. Grinch!

    Who's next?

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  2. Dick Darstardly (and Mutley)December 14, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    er,
    Never gonna make you cry, say goodbye and desert you
    ???

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  3. Yeah! And nobody better Rick Roll this thread or they will feel my animated wrath.

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  4. Too late. CURSE YOU DICK DASTARDLY. AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO. *shakes tiny fist*

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  5. Well, now we know just *why* he was a mean one. Whoville's nothing more than a tiny speck. The Whos are even tinier. And the Grinch's junk was microscopic even by Who standards. It didn't come up much in the song. I think it was a deleted scene.

    You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
    You are really a sad sack.
    Your junk is tinier than the fleas on Max's back,
    Mr. Grinch.

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  6. *gasp!* TechyDad made a naughty rhyme.

    This means we can all make up words to the song.

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  7. How about this:

    You're a Green One, Missing Inch
    You really have no deal!
    You're as prickless as a cactus
    that's been shaved as smooth as silk
    Missing Iiiiinch!
    You have no banana
    And no cucumber either!

    (Ok, that last bit didn't rhyme so well. Sorry.)

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  8. You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
    Your Peckers in a ditch
    Your Christmas joy sucks so you cut off your cock
    Mr. Grinch...Where's you dick...


    (How's that? ;) )

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  9. Perhaps...





    The Grinch





    ...WAS A WOMAN!

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  10. Amber crossed the line! Amber crosses the line! LOL!

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  11. Anonymous - I....I never thought of that. Except it's not MISSUS Grinch, is it??? Smartypants.

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  12. You're a mean one Missus Grinch
    You're a bitchy cranky cuss
    In a world all ruled by men, they never took you serious...

    ...until you stuck it to Santa in one of the most notorious heists in literature.

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  13. All I know is that his, ahem, "heart" grew three sizes that day. And then we never hear from him again. Perhaps decommercializing Christmas is grinchy Viagra?

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  14. You're a mean one, Missus Grinch.
    You really are a shrew
    Is it ''cause you're feeling bloated
    And you can't fit in your shoes?
    Missus Grinch!

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  15. Anonymous - LOL! Well done! Especially like the last line.

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  16. TK - GASP!!! So they weren't talking about his heart at all? My childhood is evaporating...

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  17. OldDogNewTits - Another vote for the female Grinch, huh? I guess it would explain his eyelashes.

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  18. You're a Monster, Missus Grinch.
    You've got pimples on your patch!
    You're very nearly as frightening
    as the Frumious Bandersnatch
    Missus Grinch!

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  19. Aaron wanted me to tell you umm The Grinch has no pants
    and hes a mean one mr grinch lol
    ang (mommyamc)

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  20. We're playing "Pin the 'tail' on the Grinch"!

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  21. Ang - Aaron has great powers of observation lol!

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Cuz You Rocketh.