#MBteamGL MOMS.

See this? --> #MBteamGL
Please include it in every single one of your tweets from NOW until Friday at midnight..

For example: 
"My baby said his first word! #MBteamGL"
"I had eggs for breakfast! #MBteamGL"
"Everyone should follow @littleanimation! #MBteamGL"
(I admit that last one was slutty, but you get the point, right?)

"But why JC? Why should we include "#MBteamGL" in all our tweets?"

It's a race. Blogger-mom @Nuckingfutsmama and her trusty co-pilot @Hoo_dee_Hoo (also a blogger-mom) will be driving from Chicago to Minneapolis to Manhatten to Dallas for the Super Bowl in a pimped-out Mercedes SUV. Their car will be "fuelled" by tweets with that hashtag. They can't drive unless they have enough tweets with #MBteamGL, so....you get the picture, right?

The gals have fabulous @SerenaWilliams as their celebrity coach! She'll be tweeting along with us. If enough of us tweet #MBteamGL, Mercedes Benz will give Serena Williams Foundation $20,000 - which goes straight to helping underprivileged U.S youth get to High School and beyond.

Do it for EDUCATION, people!

"Hey JC! What will you give us if we do this?"

Okay, okay, I don't expect something for nothing. I'll be keeping you entertained with up to date drawings of @Nuckingfutsmama and @Hoo_dee_Hoo during their road trip. There will be stowaways, hitchhikers and backseat-drivers along the way. Some may appear oddly familiar, heheh.....

"Really? That's fun! Who are you gonna draw, JC?"

Wouldn't you like to know...! Featured right here on this post, three times a day, from NOW until Friday at midnight.

UPDATE! SURPRIZE # 2 UH-OH.
And they're off!

Not really. They're actually snowed in. But they still have to get tweet fuel, so let's pretend they're in their car driving. @Nuckingfutsmama takes the wheel while @Hoo_dee_Hoo gets busy tweeting everyone about #MBteamGL. Go MOMS GO!

Uh-oh. Not good.

UPDATE! SURPRIZE # 3 STOWAWAY.
Suddenly, @Nuckingfutsmama discovers a stowaway passenger!

Well, lookie here, it's blogger Daddy's Toolbox AKA @DaddysToolbox from Twitter! And see? He even brought his toolbox. Good thing too, cuz we needs someone to help fix @Hoo_dee_Hoo.

UPDATE! SURPRIZE # 4 REFRESHMENTS?
Hmmm...she's not waking up. But the LADY of the House blogger is here now. Or should I say BABY of the House. Also known as @ieatmykidzsnack, it looks like she has some, er... uh, refreshments left over from the last time she appeared on my blog.

Oh dear, what's the drinking age on this blog anyway? Just look at the mess she's making. I'm a little worried she'll throw a tantrum if we try to take that sake away from her! Well, let's just hope no stalkers randomly fall through the ceiling of the car.

UPDATE! SURPRIZE # 5 OPERA
Our blogger moms are actually on the road today! We genuflect before the Gods of Precipitation and Snow-removal in Gratitude!

The Benz has just been hijacked by the funniest woman on the Internet. It's Being Peachy blogger @IamthePeachy1. Remember when she picked a fight with @WhyisDaddyCryin over a t-shirt? That was INSPIRED. And now she's tryna cheer the driver on by singing ...opera? Mel Blanc would be proud.

I don't know how the co-pilot can sleep through this. Perhaps it's just a bad dream...
See? I knew I shouldn't have watched "Inception" the other night. Next thing you know, Lil' Peach will be trying to wrap the lush interior of this car in duct tape and 'kick' us all to the next level!

UPDATE! SURPRIZE # 6 CLICK!
You know when you fall asleep on the sofa, or the bus, or the plane? Or in a fancy Mercedes Benz during a big tweetrace roadtrip? And your mouth is hanging open, and you are maybe drooling a little bit? You never think in a million years that someone with a huge twitter / blog following will show up with their camera and take a picture of you.

Oh look! Blogger extraordinaire @ScaryMommy just showed up with her camera. What a coincidence.

UPDATE! SURPRIZE # 7 STALKER.

Driving along, the unsuspecting @Nuckingfutsmama suddenly hears some random thumping coming from the trunk...! Could it be another stowaway? Yes indeed! It's none other than talented Daddy blogger and incorrigible flirt @Whyisdaddycryin.

This Lil' dude simply cannot help himself - he just has to sneak into every single one of my epic BLOG posts. He's either stealing the spotlight or falling through the ceiling. I have this theory that he likes to stalk talk to the ladeez. people. And here he is once again, doing what he does best!

Also? I have it on good authority that this time he's crying cuz he forgot his lil' pink Snuggie at home.

UPDATE! SURPRIZE # 8 HITCHHIKER.
After draining the fluids from the vehicle, our lovely driver decided she needed some "me" time. You know, facial, manicure, pedicure? So she picked up Mom Generations fashion blogger @AudreyMcClellan who just happened to be thumbing it to the down to the SuperBowl. Talk about serendipity!

When asked what colour toenails were begging for this spring, Lil' Audrey replied "Fashionista RED!" And from the looks of things Day-Glo GREEN is also gonna be everywhere.

Yes that's @Nuckingfutsmama leg that's twisted backwards. And yes, @Hoo_dee_Hoo is still snoring away. Think of it as a "Spa on Wheels".

UPDATE! SURPRIZE # 9 #SERENAWILLIAMS
WOW, it's @SerenaWilliams! Looks like the moms' Celebrity Coach finally decided to drop in and check things out for herself. She must enjoy getting down in the trenches with the rest of us. Gosh. She has like, almost 2 million followers, and she's here, on my blog.
One tweet from her and...uh...oh well, I guess you only need one.

Remember folks - we're here to literally DRIVE tweets = $ to Serena's Foundation. Now a few people on twitter mentioned that MB's donation of $20,000 is only enough to send one kid to highschool in the US. And that may be true. But...even ONE kid's education is worth it for me. So let's all tweet #MBteamGL until tonight and think about that one kid.
DO NOT THINK ABOUT THELMA AND LOUISE, PEOPLE.

Lil' Serena is quite the backseat driver. But can her all that racket wake up @Hoo_dee_Hoo?

UPDATE! SURPRIZE # 10 THE LAST ONE.
Awwww.....GoatDog* missed his Mummy!

I will never buy a Mercedes Benz. And that, my friends, is the jugular of irony.

*Getting Goat Dog in the back seat was On The Eve Of Insanity blogger @EverRose's idea.

You guys have been awesome.  Don't hold back with the comments!

What are you waiting for? Click the "tweet" button below and spread the word! Include the mother-lovin' hashtag #MBteamGL in all your tweets!! Follow @Nuckingfutsmama and @Hoo_dee_Hoo and help them with their MB Challenges until ...er...sometime tonight! Go, people, GO!!! Do it for the kids!

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LADY of the House.

WARNING: This one's for grownups.

She's funny, she's smart, she's constantly shouting " The Emperor has no clothes!" And you gotta admire her merciless sparring with @WhyisDaddyCryin in a friendly duel of "I Fantasize". She's the Lady of the House @ieatmykidzsnack on Twitter, blogging just as fast as she can on Checking the Electrical Box, and it's her BIRTHDAY.

This started off as an interview and sorta morphed into me and her getting all drunk and stuff.

JC: Okey dokes. We don't know your real name, so let's call you LADY.  And since you're incognito I guess I'll hafta draw you. Here's some cartoon girlies - tell me which one you look most like. You can mix and match btw. After that we can start drinking.

LADY: Like Chaka Khan, I can certainly find a little bit of myself in every woman, including Caillou, because he's a little girl ;) However, since I'm not attached to a polygraph I'm gonna go with Jessica Rabbit's body, Betty Boop's flirtiness, Marge's heart, and Palin's ummmmmmmmmmmm vagina because she HAS to fuck like a champ to have gotten where she is today.

JC: Hah! Ok. I'll draw a picture of you. Just as soon as I retrieve my jaw from the floor. And return to my normal colouring....

JC: Oh wow, I just drew your hair and guess what - you're wearing a bumpit.

LADY: NOOOOOOO! A bumpit????? Please JC don't make me look like a reality famewhore. I'd rather have you draw me with the "Bieber."

LADY: HEY!!

LADY: I do have Marge's love for her family. But I said Marge's heart, not her hair!!!

LADY: NO.

LADY: Bitch stole my wig!

LADY: Wait do I have DORA HAIR????????????????? Please don't give me Dora hair.

JC: Okaaaaay. You are NO fun.

LADY: I AM FUN! I AM FUN! (stomps feet. Shakes fist. Passes out.)

LADY: That's bettah. Now draw my juicy fruit bootay ;)

JC: Ok voilà. Your boobs now enter the room a half-hour before the rest of you.

LADY: Hey that looks just like me!

JC: Here, I ordered us some sake.

LADY: Thanks. You know it's my favorite. Although do you think you can handle me after a few bottles of sake? I used to be a serious party girl and sake is the only alcohol that can still bring her out.

JC: Are you gonna to fall off the chair if you drink too much? Cuz that would be cool.

LADY: Fall off a chair? Lover, I am a LADY. I'm more likely to re-enact that scene from 'Flashdance.' BTW I love that you were a video vixen ;) One year I was a seat filler at the MTV Video Awards and ended up being part of Wu-Tang Clan the entire night. Busta Rhymes put me in a head lock. I was really high. It was one of the strangest nights of my life.

JC: I used to be a wild party girl too. One time I was partying with Motley Crüe, and I woke up the next morning in another city. True story. Um....what's a "video vixen"? I never saw Flashdance and I had to ask my husband who the heck Wu-Tang Clan is. My ignorance continues to fascinate me.

LADY: WHAT IN THE HOLY SHIT??? How did you never see Flashdance? Jennifer Beals? Ripped sweatshirt?

JC: Meh. I live in a bubble. The idea of someone putting you in a headlock is cool though, especially if he's got a name like Busta Rhymes. I'm guessing MTV is big on sake! Hahaha, no one is going to understand what we're talking about.

LADY: Even I don't understand what we're talking about. Did our interview start? This is why I can't drink.

JC: Me too. I should never drink and draw.

JC: Do you believe in ZOMBIES?

LADY: I do not believe in zombies. I prefer vampires because at least they fuck you to death.

JC: Hahahaha! Classic. Vampires fuck and suck.
I was just worried that, there was a ZOMBIE nearby, cuz of that scratching ...and whining.

JC: Now where were we? OK, who was your first "date"?

LADY: I was never a dater. I was either happily single or somehow fell into a relationship. As "ballsy" as I am on twitter I'm actually a very traditional girl.

JC: Well, I admire your twitter "persona". I love how you expose the gritty truth of current events with intelligent, barbed humour.

LADY: Thank you for saying such nice things about me. :) I'm blushing. I find it funny you say my twitter "persona" because I'm kind of the same in life. I love to laugh and have surrounded myself with some of the funniest friends. However, I only really flirt with my hottie husband. I guess I've always been a bit of a snarker. Since becoming a full time mom, twitter & my blog are my connection to that side of myself. So not sure that answered your question. I just do what I do. Can you tell my mom you think I'm funny and smart?

JC: Happy Birthday Lady.

LADY: Thanks lover!

OK guys; what do you want for your birthday?

PS. I was  never a video vixen. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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