January 6, 2012

Best Christmas present EVAR.

Guess what I got for Christmas!


I can't wait to see what you guys come up with.

What was your fave present?

61 comments:

  1. You got custom bowling pins....

    A lifetime supply of green body dye...

    Presents??

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  2. Umm...a bowling pin? A punching bag?

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  3. I was gonna say bowling pin too but I'll try pink chair :D

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  4. Throbbing Thumb from banging something on it, um, the Queen from a worm farm, um, body pillow with your husband's face on it, um albino nesting dolls WHAT WHAT?!?

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  5. a bald bleached monkey without ears but a good rouge.

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  6. Alison - some good guesses, but incorrect I'm afraid.

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  7. A positive pregnancy test? Yeah, don't know where that came from either :)

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  8. You must love these guesses. It's clearly an earless bunny

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  9. A shaved head and a good night's sleep?

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  10. Sherree - Wow. Nice try but no cigar, for you or the expectant dad.

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  11. The robot mommy - I do love it. I'm sitting here cackling and pissing myself laughing. I'll need a new sofa at this rate.

    No, it's not an earless bunny.

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  12. January Dawn - neither. It's actually better than a good night's sleep.

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  13. A massage device of some sort?!

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  14. Is it something dirty?

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  15. a pooping bowling pin

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  16. Lying back in a bath of chocolate?

    ...or perhaps it's a giant latte?

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  17. anotherAnonymous - Geez what is it with you anonymousers? No, it's not lying back in a bath of chocolate but holy cow that sounds sticky.

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  18. My favorite gift was my Nook.

    Did you get a fabulous purple wig to go with the green skin dye?

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  19. Kristin - Nook? What is a Nook?

    No, I didn't get a purple wig. This present if even better than that. Hard to believe, I know.

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  20. a french maid masseur with brown hair?

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  21. A personal massager? wink, wink :(

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  22. flyddw - does this look like a french maid?

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  23. GrandeMocha - Yes! It's a martian!

    I'm kidding. It's not a martin.

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  24. A back massage or massage table? Looks like a relaxed face looking through that face space on a massage table!

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  25. Lifeonprint - You got it! It's my face poking through the toilet hole thingie in the massage table. And I have the face creases to prove it.

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  26. Lol didn't see last comment on phone, haha

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  27. The chance to give a very heavy large brown thing a shoulder-ride?

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  28. Voldemort's nose?

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  29. I see the lovechild of Vodemort's and Snape. ;)

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  30. A personal massager for 'down there'...
    or some sperm.
    If it's bald and white, I always see sperm.

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  31. Don't know, but it sure made my 9-year-old laugh his head off!

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  32. Ok, so I'm thinking that's a view from below of you getting a massage, and that's your face poking through the hole in the head-cushion on the massage table. Based on the blush, I'm guessing that the masseuse is damn sexy, and is currently working on your...upper thighs?

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  33. Ummm...one of those mannequin heads so that you can practice voodoo rituals?

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  34. xDeepS - it IS an idea. It is NOT a lightbulb.

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  35. Misere - VERY good guess. Wrong though. Ha.

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  36. Anonymous and Amber - Voldemort has a nose. This drawing has not.

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  37. Lady E - Why am I not surprised? I want to draw sperm now.

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  38. George Blogs - A dead clown is not the perfect gift. It's too messy dude.

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  39. JenniferHanford - that comment made my day!

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  40. Rhiannon - You got it sista! Except for one tiny detail: it's not a 'masseuse', it's a 'masseur'. Heheh.

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  41. Just Another - Ginae, great guess! But alas, wrong.

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  42. I really need to install Intense Debate, or Disqus or something so I can reply to comments directly.

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  43. You know, that's what I meant. You can tell how often I actually have to think about who I'm paying to do it, and what I call them, eh? ;-)

    Hubby and I both kind of rock at massaging. It is....convenient, and occasionally different kinds of therapeutic. Unfortunately, as yet we lack a massage table. Then again, I wouldn't usually want anyone to be able to see my face...

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  44. Rhiannon - agree about the different kinds of therapy. It's actually so good to be able to give and show caring and love this way, esp. with children. The table makes everything easier.

    As for what my face really looks like...well, I left out the drool.

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  45. Stewart - it's not a slow-worm. Guess again!

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  46. I was going to say a trip back to the womb to float in bliss...but that's probably wrong as well.

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  47. I got massage credits too! Bestgifteva!

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  48. You got a constipated bowling pin?!! I am sooo jealous.

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  49. A roundtrip ticket to mars to meet the smiling martians ?

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Cuz You Rocketh.