So I'm on Twitter and I often see tweets with the word "KLOUT" in them. It's always "KLOUT this", and "KLOUT that", and "I'm so worried such-and-such will affect my KLOUT score" and stuff. And I'm like, what is this
KLOUT thing everyone is talking about?!?
Now when I want answers* to my questions, I ask my Twitter following. And if it's social media related, I hashtag #UsGuys. All you need to know about #UsGuys right now is that they are remarkable and they like
male strippers and, uh...
cake.
*not necessarily the right answers, but that's what makes it fun.
So my tweet went something like this:
A very helpful #UsGuys tweep named
@barrypeters suggested I go look at
@SeanMcGinnis' vlog post about
The Problem With Klout. So off I go, tarum tarum tarum. I watch the video, I read the post and I learn that people who check their KLOUT 'score' always change the way they behave online afterwards. They go from being
genuine, to being
oh-so-influential. Which then supposedly somehow renders the KLOUT score meaningless.
Do I now know what the heck KLOUT is?
No! I do not!
Being essentially curious, I just go to the dang
KLOUT site and sign in... You're curious too, huh? You want to click on it to find out how you score don't you? Haha.
I see this:
I'm like, what? My "score" is 66 and they say that's "high"? Hmmmm. 66 is not high people, 100 is high. Am I wrong? Okay 66 out of what? It doesn't say and I'm too impatient to dig.
Then I read this:
What? I'm a thought leader? Cool!
But then, my eyes fall on this:
So apparently I'm really influential on the subjects of Cinderella, Hello Kitty and Renee Zellweger. Three things about which I'm fairly certain I've never discussed anything online or IRL ever. Well ok maybe I did say something about Hello Kitty one time on Facebook. But still.
What does it mean???
I dunno. All I care about is that it made me laugh out loud to draw this:
Oh yeah, I did notice that these two buttons are all over the KLOUT website.
Gee. Any idea what that's all about...?
UPDATE! June 6, 2011:
Since posting this, my Klout score went up to 69. Which is a
very auspicious number, I'm sure you'll agree. Was I doing anything different in my online behaviour?
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