I bring you the all new and fabulously original FUQMAN t-shirt collection.
Six designs available in black or white, all styles for geeky dudes or groovacious gals. If you think you can't afford this t-shirt, just consider what a great conversation starter it'll be.
Cute stranger: "Hey cool t-shirt. What the heck is a FUQMAN?"
You: "He's an awesome new kind of superhero. FUQMAN plays a fiery guitar and battles the Lords of Irony on Planet Zog. His super power is the power of exasperation."
Cute stranger: "WHAT?!? You mean there's finally a flaming guitar superhero who fights IRONY??"
You: "Yup. Awesome, no?"
Cute stranger: "Hell yeah! Where can I get me one of these? It looks so good on you too...wanna make out?"
...etcetera. You can't afford not to have this t-shirt. So go get FUQQED!