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July 31, 2012
Wave to Pickle Weasel!
WARNING: There's a nude Pickle Weasel surfer in this post.
Props for those who know what Hang 11 means.
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Props for those who know what Hang 11 means.
August 19, 2010
Hang ELEVEN.
WARNING: There's a nude male surfer in this post.
This one is for The Mom-O-Matic cuz she'sa naughty girl really swell. Plus I kinda promised I'd feature a hunky surfer with a Cornwall TAN.
Don't know what "hang eleven" means? Don't be lazy; google it. And then post the answer as a comment, heheheh.... *evil grin*.
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This one is for The Mom-O-Matic cuz she's
Don't know what "hang eleven" means? Don't be lazy; google it. And then post the answer as a comment, heheheh.... *evil grin*.
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August 16, 2010
My Cornwall TAN.
There are some beautiful beaches in England. However, when frolicking in the surf off the Cornish coast you should really wear a wet suit. Because it's bloody freezing.
(Only 15 year old girls opt for bikinis instead of wetsuits. They are seemingly immune to the cold, though they do look a bit strange once they've turned blue.)
If the wet suit fits you properly, others should be able to tell what you've had for lunch just by looking. Since it's so snug, it will insulate you against the cold like a neoprene forcefield!
Your face, hands and feet get nice and brown. The rest of you is white, white WHITE!
I call this the Cornwall TAN.
You see all the great looking surfer dudes, with their tanned faces, hands and feet. But believe me, under that slick wetsuit they are so pale, they are practically see-through.
How do I know this?
You're just gonna hafta take my word for it.
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(Only 15 year old girls opt for bikinis instead of wetsuits. They are seemingly immune to the cold, though they do look a bit strange once they've turned blue.)
If the wet suit fits you properly, others should be able to tell what you've had for lunch just by looking. Since it's so snug, it will insulate you against the cold like a neoprene forcefield!
Your face, hands and feet get nice and brown. The rest of you is white, white WHITE!
I call this the Cornwall TAN.
You see all the great looking surfer dudes, with their tanned faces, hands and feet. But believe me, under that slick wetsuit they are so pale, they are practically see-through.
How do I know this?
You're just gonna hafta take my word for it.
Share!
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