September 4, 2013

The FUQman T-shirt

FUQ. It's not what you think.

At long last I have found a print-on-demand site that has a print area large enough to almost accommodate FUQman's impressive abs.

Behold the back of the shirt:

I dare you to name one other Super Hero shirt that includes instructions on where to attach the cape.

Okay, it's a little pricey for a t-shirt. Print on demand is hard to pay the rent with; I only get $4 on every FUQman t-shirt that's sold, Printfection gets the rest.

But remember folks: I didn't just make the shirt; I made a film and a music video. I created a universe...a way of life! (...actually, The Huz did that bit). And you get what you pay for here : a totally original Super Hero shirt. Represent Independent Thought! Surge with Exasperation at the cookie-cutter Antics of Mankind! Resist the Evil Lords of Irony! And stuff!!

Chins will wag.

"What the FUQ are you wearing?!?"

Whereupon you can roll your eyes and say, "Aww.....FUQmaaaaaan!"

And then you just send them here.

And here...

Because everyone knows what FUQ stands for.

Get your FUQman t-shirts here; men, women and kids styles.


Cuz You Rocketh.