With trembling hands the A-lister opened her envelope and face-palmed before joyfully announcing,
The stunned hybrid cucumber / mustela rose from his seat in the audience. PickleWeasel somehow actually made it onto the stage without tripping, was kissed on the forehead by a human celebrity and tearfully thanked his creator (me), as the award was placed in his paws.
The audience cheered and even Mr. Spielberg blinked admiringly.
Congratulations on your Golden Pickle Award PW. Your fans love you! *sniff* ....so proud.