This one dude @StephenCaggiano said I was his "gift to #UsGuys". So then, of course I had to draw this. And if you wanna know what #UsGuys is all about, you should just go ask him.
Okay, I admit in reality My Cornwall Tan has faded to blinding white since the summer, but that wouldn't have been nearly as funny.
Don't tell me you wanted chocolate cake. I tried it and it just wasn't pretty.