February 22, 2014

Miley Cyrus' tongue is a person too.

It was about time Miley Cyrus' tongue got some of the kudos it deserved. I mean, it's always going that extra miley and stuff, right? I figure it's time that little flapper gets the attention it craves, by being anthropomorphized. By me. I am nice.


Miley's tongue has a life of it's own; that little mouth muscle has attempted escape from her face-cave so often lately, it's like an attention-seeking little celeb-wannabee-taste-tester monstro-kraken! With excellent taste.

Release it!

Or even a long-ignored (and long suffering) conjoined twin. Who will interview her (him?) first - Lindsey Carstens?

Raspberry!